Nov
3rd
Tue
3rd
Belly
- Elijah: Daddy, you have a belly.
- Me: Yes matey, I have a belly.
- Elijah: It's like the Fat Controller [knowing nod]
- Me: I am well aware of my need for a new exercise regime, thank you. It's time you had a bath, smart guy.
- Elijah: Can I pat it? Like a drum?
- Me: [long pause] Okay. Just one go. Then it's bath time.
